Ugly stoner Sweaters

Have an ugly sweater party coming up that you need to get some new digs for, or just feeling plain festive but still want to convey your stoner vibes? This list of the ten best ugly stoner sweaters on amazon is sure to spark some ideas. After all, nothing is better than cozying up in your favorite sweater in front of the fire with a bowl and your best buds.

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The Ten Best Ugly Stoner Sweaters on Amazon

1. Merryjuana Christmas 

We couldn’t have said it better. For pun-loving stoners, this sweater has got it all.

The Ten Best Ugly Stoner Sweaters on Amazon

As far as play-on-words with ugly stoner sweaters go, the Merryjuana Funny Ugly Stoner Sweaters takes the cake. Not only is it snort-laugh-worthy, it’s also not too conspicuous. Made from a 50/50 blend of cotton and polyester, so it won’t immediately shrink in the washer.

And, it’s available in sizes small-to-XXL, with your choice of two colors: Black and green. Add this weed sweater to your collection, and you’ll be screaming “Merryjuana Christmas, and to all a good night!”

Pros:

  • Available in sizes Small to XXL
  • Comes in two different colors
  • Made of cotton and polyester, to reduce shrinking

Cons:

  • Doesn’t come in a women’s cut

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2. Good Times Fo Sho Rasta Claus

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Santa is clearly the centerpiece of many Christmas-themed items. And, ugly stoner sweaters are no exception. The Good Times Fo Sho Rasta Claus sweater is a high-quality, comfortable piece of apparel. It’s available in sizes small to XXL. Stand out amongst the rest of the ugly stoner sweaters. You’ll be thrilled with your purchase.

Buy the Good Times Fo Sho Rasta Claus here


Pros:

  • Very unique, amusing design that draws compliments to the wearer
  • Available in small to XXL
  • Made of comfortable, high-quality material

Cons:

  • May run a bit short – refer to sizing chart

3. Santa Claus Smoking Weed Hoodies

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Some ugly stoner sweaters are, to put it politely, not subtle. If you’re looking for something a little-less conspicuous, give the Santa Claus Smoking Weed Hoodies a look.

Designed with Santa’s face, smoking a pipe, with pot leaves in his eyes, it makes an understated “holiblaze” statement. Choose from ten colors, and an impressive size range: Small to 5XL. Without a doubt, this weed hoodie needs to be added to your 420 apparel collection.

Buy the Santa Claus Smoking Weed Hoodies here.


Pros:

  • Choose from 10 different colors
  • Comes in sizes small to 5XL
  • Made of a machine-washable cotton blend

Cons:

  • If you purchase from another seller, you may be getting a counterfeit

4. Ugly Stoner Sweater I’ll Be High For Christmas

I know I said one of the ugly stoner sweaters above took the cake for play-on-words, but this guy takes a close second. I’ll be…high for Christmas–and home.

This comfortable crew neck is available in sizes small to XXL. They are a men’s cut, so ladies, size down if you want a “true” size. Machine wash, and hang-dry. As far as unique, humorous ugly sweaters go, you don’t want to miss this baby.

Buy the Ugly Xmas Sweater I’ll Be High For Christmas here.


Pros:

  • Machine-washable
  • Available in sizes small to XXL
  • Made of comfortable, pill-resistant material

Cons:

  • Fit closer to mens sizing – ladies size down for a more form-fitting size

5. Merry Stoner Weed Raglan Hoodie

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Sometimes when you’re looking for a ugly stoner sweaters, you’re actually more in the market for a weed Christmas hoodie. Well, the Merry Christmas Weed Raglan Hoodie is easily one of the best out there. It’s available in sizes small to 3XL.

Because it’s made with cotton and polyester, you don’t have to worry about it shrinking in the wash. Sizing is pretty standard, so go with your normal size. This weed Christmas hoodie is too perfect not to add to your collection.

Buy the Merry Christmas Weed Raglan Hoodie here.


Pros:

  • Available in sizes small to 3XL
  • Made of a cotton/polyester blend
  • Fit is true-to-size

Cons:

  • Only available in one color

6. Happy Holiblaze Slouchy Sweatshirt

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Most of the ugly stoner sweaters that have been mentioned, are either unisex or a men’s cut. Don’t worry, ladies, I’ve got you covered with the Happy Holiblaze Slouchy Sweatshirt.

This super comfy, off-the-shoulder sweatshirt is made of 50% cotton and 50% polyester. It’s available in four colors, and from sizes small to 3XL. Cute, comfy. What more could you ask for in a weed sweater?

Buy the Happy Holiblaze Slouchy Sweatshirt here.


Pros:

  • Available in four different colors
  • Comes in sizes small to 3XL
  • Can be worn off-the-shoulder, or straight like a regular shirt

Cons:

  • If you purchase from another seller, you may receive a counterfeit

7. Unisex Funny Print Ugly Stoner Sweater

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Sometimes the best ugly stoner sweaters are those that, well, look like Christmas sweaters. The twist lies in the cannabis theme. The Unisex Funny Print Ugly Christmas Sweater checks both of those boxes.

Graphics are printed directly onto the material, rather than ironing it–this makes the sweater last far longer. And, it’s machine-washable. Choose from size small-to-XXL. Plus, there are plenty of other hilarious ugly sweater designs by this company, if the weed-themed one doesn’t tickle your fancy.

Buy the Unisex Funny Print Ugly Christmas Sweater here.


Pros:

  • Machine washable – pattern won’t fade even in hot water
  • Comes in tons of different designs
  • Looks like an ugly Christmas sweater…with a 420 twist

Cons:

  • May run small – refer to size chart
  • If you purchase from another seller, it could be fake

8. Pot Leaf Rasta Happy Holidaze Holidays Ugly Stoner Sweater

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When it comes to stoners, we make puns out of everything. Sundays becomes Sundaze. So, it’s no surprise we made “Holidays” into “Holidaze”. This awesome sweater obviously made the list of ugly stoner sweaters list. It’s perfect for the stoner who doesn’t want to be too “in your face”.

Choose from sizes small-to-XXL, and between two colors: Green and black. You’re always making the right choice with this Christmas weed sweater.

Buy the Pot Leaf Rasta Happy Holidaze Holidays Ugly Christmas Sweater here.


Pros:

  • Available in sizes small to XXL
  • Choose from green and black
  • Made of a cotton/polyester blend

Cons:

  • No women-specific cut available

9. Merry Litmas – Ugly Stoner Sweater

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Litmas….Christmas. I know, your high school science teacher would by dying. “A litmus test is for testing alkalinity!” Jump on the Christmas chemistry train, with the Merry Litmas Weed Pot Stoner Ugly Stoner Sweater. It’s available in a whopping 14 colors and sizes small to 3XL.

Made of a 50% Cotton/50% Polyester blend, so it won’t shrink to a child’s size in the wash. Get lit in your Litmas ugly stoner sweaters.

Buy the Merry Litmas Weed Pot Stoner Ugly Christmas Sweater here.


Pros:

  • Available in sizes Small to 3XL
  • Choose from 14 different colors
  • Can easily be washed and dried in the machine

Cons:

  • If you purchase from another seller, you may receive a knockoff

10. Let’s Get Baked Ugly Stoner Sweater

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When it comes to weed Christmas sweaters, there are a few phrases that come to mind. “Let’s Get Baked” is absolutely one of them, and this Ugly Christmas Sweater brings it to light. An actual sweater–rather than a sweatshirt–and it’s perfect for both men and women. It’s made of high-quality material, and is comfortable to wear throughout the night. Get some buddies together to make some Gingerbread houses, and bust out this bad boy. You’ll be the most baked.

Buy the Let’s Get Baked Ugly Christmas Sweater here.


Pros:

  • Made of high-quality, comfortable material
  • An actual sweater, rather than a sweatshirt
  • True to size

Cons:

  • Only comes in sizes “Large” and bigger

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